Octobers Very Own

Samantha. Scorpio. 22. NY/CA

when a teacher is pregnant

  • people: omg congratulations i'm so happy for you!
  • me: omg she had sex

socks on Christmas

  • 8 year old me: what the fuck I said I wanted toys
  • me now: *crying* thank you.. thank you sweet christ my feet are always so cold.. so very very cold